Thursday, November 19, 2009

Toys For Torts Can Help Office Workers De-Stress For Success

All work and no play makes Jack more then dull; it can make him sick. That's why companies large and small are now advocating more play time at work as they find that office toys are good for business.

"One of the BEST Creative Holiday Gifts and BEST Office Gifts!" - Baltimore Magazine

West Hollywood, CA (PRWEB) November 20, 2009 -- Everybody knows the saying “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” but how many people actually take the time to work in some fun during the day!? While job-related stress costs the economy billions of dollars each year in lost productivity, the great news is that psychologists today are urging workers to de-stress for success by mixing some playtime into their work day!

My Pet Lawyer and Partner in New TV Commercial
My Pet Lawyer and Partner in New TV Commercial
When Play is Okay

Come on, even preschoolers get cookies and a time-out and they’re already playing almost 100% of their work day! Don’t adults deserve a little play time, too? For some people, pets are the perfect calming companion and one out of five companies are actually letting employees share their offices with dogs, cats and even bunnies (which is probably why Hugh Hefner always looks so relaxed)! But if everybody brought their dog to work, would it still be stress-free when two old dogs (real ones vs. what’s in Disney’s movie) decide to rumble over the key to the executive fire hydrant? So while companies both large and small apparently agree we need to de-stress, most are in favor of this solution to the noise pollution…

Desk Toys, Baby!

Yeah, desk toys! Turn them on, turn them off and they’re always there to turn a worker’s frown upside down. Stuffed frogs and slinky dogs and boredom destroyers like little pet lawyers and - woah, what was that last one – little pet lawyers?! You read it right, Torts Fans! Who would have believed that the latest craze for our crazy days is now a spike-collared, flashy-eyed, growling pit bull shark toy who comes packaged in his own doghouse and is named “My Pet Lawyer!” With his remote-control, “My Pet Lawyer” will growl out any one of nine preprogrammed lawyer-type phrases from "Pro Bono? Never heard of him!" to "I care. Hahahahahahaha!" He can even be programmed along with a whole firm of pet lawyers to say or sing anything right from the top of their briefcases. And sticking out from underneath each briefcase are the hands of each little lawyer’s last courtroom victim!

Brighten Up Your Black Friday!

If you’re thinking “Yikes,” (or maybe something more expletively expressive) it’s almost Black Friday, can Christmas or Hanukkah be far behind?!” Well, right after “Duh!” the answer is “ChYuhhh, they’re right around the corner behind those, “oh no” office parties and “uh-oh” employee gift exchanges! Don’t panic! “My Pet Lawyer” has got your Black Friday back covered! He’s ready to bring you plenty of holiday shopping “comfort and joy” along with a big NOT GUILTY gift verdict when you surprise your employer with his own pet lawyer! “My Pet Lawyer” is also the perfect cutting-edge cut-up for any office party with everyone recording their own hilarious personalized greetings at the push of a button or teaching him to sing their favorite Christmas carols or Hanukkah songs either solo or in a synchronized "firm" with a whole choir of pet lawyer pals! Ahhhh, but what about the little bald barking barrister after the holidays? Well, that’s when “My Pet Lawyer” will really have his day in court because he’s going to be the number one “de-stress for success everyday desk toy” in the office - ready to “sit,” “stay,” “sing,” “take a deposition” and just generally keep everyone smiling week after week!

Yes, Virginia, There Really is a Pet Lawyer!

“My Pet Lawyer” is already the crème de la crème desk toy on five continents! Why? Because he’s “hilariously cute” as the publication “Young Money” said in one review and one of the Best Creative Holiday Gifts and Best Office Gifts according to "Baltimore Magazine!" “Gotham Magazine” said “My Pet Lawyer” is the “perfect present” for a “mogul in the making” and that makes him a perfect gift for the lawyer in your life or your husband or wife, the law student down the hall and even the college kid who forgets to call! Yes, “My Pet Lawyer,” an official Christmas sponsor of "Toys for Tots" is definitely the ideal “Toy for Torts!”

How? What? Who? Where Do I Find Him?

“My Pet Lawyer” is available right now from Billable Hours Unlimited, Ltd. and through the magic and mystery of a simple computer mouse click to www.mypetlawyer.com! You will find the coolest information about him there; “My Pet Lawyer” was called a “must-have toy” by the "American Bar Association Journal" – proving once and for all that lawyers really do have a sense of humor! He was also picked "Cool Executive Toy" on CNBC, a gift “for the attorney who has everything” by "California Lawyer Magazine" and he was even the Editor’s Pick and Tip of the Month at “Where Washington!” Read the reviews, watch the introduction, check out his latest webisode and definitely catch him and his twin human law firm partner in the latest Flash TV commercial! Hey, “My Pet Lawyer” is waiting for you right now at www.mypetlawyer.com – what are you waiting for?!

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